Green Crack from GreenHealth Cooperative
May 28, 2011 § 3 Comments
PHENOTYPE:
GENETICS: UNKNOWN
EFFECTS: energetic, wild, goofy, exciting body sensations
SMELL/TASTE: sassafras root, young pine, skunk
POSITIVE: Thorough, energetic, racy
NEGATIVES: Some users may experience uncontrollable thoughts, increased heart rate, requires experience
QUALITY OF LIFE: Depression, fatigue, lack of appetite
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Laughably named, the user cannot help but realize the meaning behind the lazy association. The buzz rushes in with a whirlwind of thoughts and sensation, punching between the eyes and spreading before bearings are gotten. Green Crack offers recreational reprieve for most anyone, a fun and playful stone that can entertain for hours. Novice users may wish to warm up to this varietal, the possibly mind and reality bending properties of Green Crack’s cerebral effects can be hard to avoid without a minimum tolerance.
Medicinally, Green Crack wild drive may aid those suffering from fatigue and depression associated with opioid use and chronic illnesses. Some patient’s will benefit from its almost obnoxiously invasive desire to eat, the rest of us will do our best to act civil around the pantry. This varietal has flown off the shelves up and down the West coast due to a unique high that represents on all fronts. A great choice when less thorough buzzes have worn thin.


Sassafras root! I was trying to think of how to describe the green crack flavor for a while – nice job.
Thanks! I started with root beer, but it didn’t have that saccahrine sweetness to it, so I checked out its key ingredient, sassafrass, and it was a dead ringer.
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed Green Crack in LA for over a year now. By far, it is has been one of the cleanest and most interesting highs I’ve ever experienced.